The Republic of Absolute Communism8 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.025 billion Absolute Communism8ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute Communism8ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,983 trillion pounds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,808 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 624,866 per year while the poor average 61,726, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
Even God cannot save you in Absolute Communism8, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, and being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute Communism8's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Absolute Communism8 is ranked 8,360th in the world and 461st in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,771.7 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute Communism8 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic, Highest Food Quality, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, even God cannot save you in Absolute Communism8.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, fish with fish chips have become the new Absolute Communism8ian food staple.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
